Welcome to my official site for my poetry book, Average C-Cup.
Yes, a “real” book! Not just a virtual book like so many of my other books. And it was published by a REAL publisher, Turning Point Press.
You can get it autographed too! I’ll even make it out to you or anyone else you like and ship it to your home!
Here’s the cover photo (which I created personally):
And here’s a bit more about my book:
As you may or may not be able to tell from the very pink cover, the book is — in part — about breast cancer, or rather my experience with it.
And yes, it’s poetry, but not anything like the poetry you may remember from high school (at least depending on which high school you went to). Most of the poetry is fun to read, some of it will make you cringe, and some of it will do both at the same time. In fact, it almost reads more like an autobiography or a novelette than a book of poetry.
At least that’s what I’ve been told.
You are welcome to check it out on Amazon (especially the review):
Much of the rest of the book is about growing up in Germany, and some of my experiences in the U.S.
It is NOT the usual, cryptic poetry. In fact, some people think it’s a bit too “in your face.” Some people feel that I ought to have made it “more mysterious.” Ah well…
It is what it is. Check out some of the poems and see for yourself. In fact, it could even be considered slightly R-Rated, or at least PG, because of the subject matter. I mean it’s about breasts…
So where can you get it? Here:
PLEASE NOTE: For international orders, please order here:
And right now, you’ll get a bonus too.
If you order a copy of Average C-Cup from the above link, send me an email with your preferred inscription, and also tell me which ONE of the following instantly downloadable manuals/guides you would like for no extra charge:
Instant Stress Relief Strategies
Amazon Marketplace Strategies
Find Your Life Purpose Coaching Guide
Facebook Business Pages How-To Guide
Anger Management Guide
17 Steps to Manifesting Abundance Guide
Just pick one and tell me which one you want when you send me your email to request what you’d like on your autograph.
To Your Health, Wealth, and Happiness!
P.S.: For international orders, please order here:
Feel free to send me an email first to find out how much exactly the shipping is. You can also send me the money through PayPal directly after emailing me.